calhoun


someone who is an unusually proud warrior; able to turn the tide for any battle. (scottish)
nathan: “we would’ve never won that battle if it weren’t for mitch.”

tommy: “yeah, he is totally a calhoun.”
(verb) to consume a minimal amount of an alcoholic beverage, esp. beer.

(noun) an alcoholic beverage from which a minimal amount has been consumed.
“look at all these wounded soldiers — who calhouned the beers?”

“i found a lot of calhouns lying around after the party.”
(noun, adjective): a disaster of huge proportions; anything that reeks of failure. an irksome situation.

(verb, adverb): to cause spectacular misfortune. to ruin something beyond repair due to ignorance and/or ineptness.

etymology: southern united states, with roots primarily in texas.
he totally dropped the ball — singlehandedly calhouned the whole project.

enron. what a calhoun that was.

i got calhoun’d on the way to work. it’s my second speeding ticket this month.

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