calico jack


this wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so f-cked up you will get naked and f-ck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in b-m f-ck nowhere
person 1: hey let’s drink calico jack tonight

person 2: ok how about we just drink are own p-ss that will be better.

person 1: don’t worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own p-ss

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