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• Captain Maalox

  a superhero who uses his fecal bag as a weapon. he fights crime for the sake of b-tt-s-x. he also has an intimate relationship with his step-dad, bill. bill: captain maalox, get in here and let me do you up the b-tt.

• Captein

  a very uncommon last name. it is mostly misplaced with captain. docter: john captain, come this way. john: uh, it’s captein.

• catpwn

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• Cattle rustling

  engaging in a s-xual act with a partner in a room filled with stolen cats and dogs. i was cattle rustling with this vet last night.

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