California Aquesuct


the artery through which southern california suct northern california dry.
when california empties the california aquesuct for maintenance, people wade in and catch fish by hand. now the fish are dead in both ends of the state.

chippie the disoriented sea lion swam up the california aquesuct almost to los banos.
before the feather river aquesuct!!! dah other california aquesuct sucked the life out of owens valley…
going north from palm springs california on hwy 395 you can check it out!! there is a place on south end of owens ( now dry lake ) called “old dirty sock” hot stinky water comes out of the ground.. yep california aquesuct sucked all the water from bishop to “old dirty sock”..

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