California Corncobber
alright folks now what your gonna want to do here is getta nice warm supple corn cob freshly steamed and cooked and shove that motherf-cker up your woman’s -sshole. after u deliver that corncob with a nice coating of sh-t take that f-cker out and supply that f-cker with another coat but this time with your j-zz. let this contraption sit for about 20 minutes and serve to anybody of your liking. originated in california state prisons when meals consisted of corncobs and bran m-ffins.
my f-cking god! dude you know that one wh-r- we met last night! well i f-cking had her over for dinner and i served her the best california corncobber ever!
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