California Cruiser
stoner, pothead, or frequent cannabis-user; a high person, someone who is really baked (from having just completed a roadie).
jeff (devil-eyed and reeking of dank): “dude, where is your bathroom?”
gas station attendant 1: “down the hall on your left.”
gas station attendant 2: “looks like we got ourselves a california cruiser.”
gas station attendant 1: “yeaup!”
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