Dirty Fozzie


the “dirty fozzie” is a s-xual act mentioned by ted in the seth mcfarlane movie “ted.”

it is when a magically-animated bear performs oral s-x on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.
“ted went down on me last night, and we dirty fozzied for, like, 10 minutes. it was ah-some.”

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