California cum drop
the art of discretely withdrawing your p-n-s right before -j-c-l-t–n to allow the s-m-n load to acc-mulate in the belly b-tton of you partner. the immediate slumber following coitus allows the c-m drop to harden so that you can feed it to her when she awakens. the sweet sensation of california salty s-m-n will eliminate the sk-nky -ss breath of your partner and create a sensation of sweet ocean air.
oh darlene… your breath smells like s f-cking outhouse. let me flick a california c-m drop from your navel and help you out
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