california driver

people (that include myself) who drive in b-mper to b-mper traffic, drinking a soda, talking on the cell, all while driving at 85mph. thats talent.
whoa! those california drivers are crazy!
a driver who pulls u-turns just any old where who also thinks you can run stop signs cause they’re not important dude

also crazy enough to shoot at other drivers during rush hour
“get off the road you clifornia driver”
the worst driver on the face of the planet. frequently seen drifting in and out of lanes without signal or checking mirrors/blindspots, going extremely slow, not using headlights and/or wipers in the rain, driving extremely slow during the slightest of drizzles, generally just freaking the f-ck out when driving in the rain.

also known for driving with a cell phone to their ears, despite the face their state is one of the first to p-ss laws prohibiting them from doing so.
man, that california driver almost sideswiped me!
the dumbf-cks that cause accidents, pull illegal u-turns, and run red lights. you can usually tell if a driver is one because they swerve out of their lanes, are often on cell phones or swigging alcohol. their accidents usually cause a large cl-sterf-ck.
dude, i saw some stupid california driver ram into some old lady!

ugh, stupid f-cker.
good california driver in the city always do right hand turns. hay u stay alive longer.
newbee’s think about it you never need to do left turns in the city this may take longer however risk of head on crash is less. better yet take the la rtd.

as a california driver it not your skill but ( mexican without insurance ) who can’t read engrish stop signs…
sh-tty f-cking drivers

notorious for running stop signs and doing u-turns and shooting at eachother and leading the police on a highspeed car chases for 4 hours
the california driver is usually either a total redneck looking carnie or a black or hispanic gang banger fighting with his b-tch

generally they are glue sniffing,paint huffing prison folk!

see rednecks or r-t-rds