California Drop
1. the act of sh-tting on the floor in a public place, even though there is a toilet around.
sam: man, there’s nothing to do..
jimbo: dude, lets go do a california drop!
sam: h-ll yeah!
when during p-rn, it is impossible to get a doggystyle shot without the guys b-lls blocking the view. solved by letting the girl hold the camera. it is not mentioned, but universally known, that the california drop problem has vexed p-rn producers and watchers for years.
along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see “false alarm”), the california drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended p-rn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, e.r.-like attempts to resuscitate one’s erection.
during these times, it is admissible to either:
a) get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
b)fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position
when the california drop strikes:
“hey, this is a pretty darn good p-rn video”
-camera angle switches-
“dude, no…..”
-rewinds to missionary position-
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