California Funnel
where a man or a woman, puts a funnel in there partners -ss, then poors beer, rotten milk, and chili. then they get up do 20 jumping jacks. the other partner then lays down, and has the person stand over then and let it go all over there face.
kid: “mom, did you give dad an california funnel last night?”
mom: “yes i did, how did you know?”
kid: “i heard him say “you got chili in his eye and it really burned”
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