caljon


a caljon is typically a subspecies of the blatella germanica or the german c-ckroach. it is known for it’s inferior brain in comparison to the regular c-ckroach, it’s crippled style of walking and his regular energy-boosts which may result in pathetic behaviour.

during the middle ages the word came into use as an insult used among people from the lower cl-sses. nowadays it is still used frequently when one wants to describe a person who is incapable of normal behaviour and has a serious mental illness.
he’s a real caljon there.
hey caljone! don’t you know your loco ?

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