California Handstand


a s-xual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of california
von- hey jorts is it true you actually did that with kim?
jorts- yeah my -ss hurts and i have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
von- d-mn the california handstand strikes again!

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