California Jinx


a spin off the usual jinx. when two people say the same word/phrase simultaneously. the routine jinx, personal jinx, etc. goes on until… california jinx is exclaimed. the person to shout california jinx now has complete authority over the urination of the victim. until the jinxer says the name of the jinxed, they are forbidden to p-ss.

you basically have the power to give inferior mortals urinary tract infections!
lee and jordan: peepee!

lee and jordan: jinx, personal jinx, pokemon jinx, jinx you owe me a soda, pyramid jinx…

lee: california jinx mr. m-th-f-cka!!!! you ain’t p-ssin!!! yahh trick yahh!

jordan: (looks to heavens) what do you want from me?

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