California Muffin Mixer
a s-xual act involving an electronic egg beater. the woman or man lies in doggy style position while the partner shoves two egg electric egg beaters into the -n-s and v-g-n-, and spin them on full speed.
i totally gave sean a california m-ffin mixer last night!
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