Carface


a person with an attractive face but an undesirable body which is hidden when that person is seated in a car. the opposite of b-tterface.
stuck in traffic, chris flirted with a woman driving a jetta not realizing she was a carface.
the phenomenon were a woman has a beautiful face when spotted in her automobile, but when she gets out a fat or otherwise unseemly body is attached. also known as the exact opposite of b-tterface.
i thought a hot chick was making eyes at me on my vespa yesterday, but when she drug 200 pounds of cottage cheese out of her car at the gas station i saw she just had car face so i hauled -ss out of there!!!
when you are at an intersection and you cut some one off, the person in the car you cut off makes a disgusted face at you. this is known as a carface.
oh man you should have seen that lady’s carface, it was so funny.
someone who has the face of a car, or has a car embedded in their face.
man with car protruding from his face appears.
bad-ss m-f-: you’re one big carface, carface.
carface: careface

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