california sandstorm
when your j-zz/c-m comes out like a shotgun sh-ll filled with 1000 pellets, it usually has a wide radius and hits the objects around the target.. cause=c-mming too fast
that idiot california sandstormed on my wall
when your j-zz comes out super fast and it’s like a shotgun spread to the face .🍆
i california sandstormed my friends mom
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