early morning shit


a sh-t that you have to take less than 15 mins after arriving to work. alot of times it can get you in trouble with the boss because they have no idea where the h-ll you are.
barbara: have you seen jenny this morning?
jay: no i haven’t. have you checked the bathroom yet? she could be taking an early morning sh-t.
barbara: god d-mnit!

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