california screamer
when you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and god punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you’ll ever have in your life.
dude 1: “man i just experienced my first california screamer.”
dude 2: “oh yeah? how’d that go?”
dude 1: “i think god decided to make sodom and gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle.”
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