californian hamburger
when a guy puts raw meat into the v-g-n- of a woman with a fupa and the friction cooks the meat. then when he pulls out (you have to use the withdrawal method for this) he holds the buns to his c-ck and puts the ”mayonnaise” (j-zz) onto the bun. feed it to somebody.
my californian hamburger was well-done so i gave it to my brother
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