Californian Roulette


waking up each morning, wondering if today’s the day that the big one will hit. played by every resident of and visitor to california, whether they wish to or not.
dude 1: why don’t you move to somewhere where your entire city won’t be levelled by an earthquake?
dude 2: nah, i don’t really feel alive unless i’m playing californian roulette.

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