californicate
to f-ck up or make like california
many years ago there was a b-mper sticker: “don’t californicate colorado”
1. verb – the act of migration from california to other states in search of cheaper housing, better morals, and lack of gangs, drugs, prost-tution, etc. instead, they drive up house prices whereever they move to, and bring their low morals, gangs, drugs, and prost-tution to the other states.
2. verb – the performance of s-xual acts with a person higher-up in the movie industry in order to be in a hollywood movie, made famous in a song by the red hot chili peppers.
3. verb – the combination of the words california and fornicate to signify the despicable acts defined above. see californication.
1. don’t californicate utah!
2. she had to californicate just to be an extra on the set for that movie.
3. they want to californicate the whole nation.
to bone in california with no marraige involved
so hot! californicate because we are in california!
when californians move to another state and take their politics with them, thus driving up the cost of living for everyone else, pollution, traffic, crime and hurting the overall quality of life and turning their new state into another california. examples include denver, phoenix, las vegas and seattle.
phoenix was doing just fine until californians moved here and started to californicate it.
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