Californicons
people who are not b-tt-f-ckers, but laid-back, pot-smoking, happy group of people who laugh at all those motherf-ckers who are freezing to death in wisconsin. douches!
dude… wait, um… what am i doing?… like, an example, right?… naw man… hey, that’s cool hair, man… let’s go get two tacos and a soda pop.
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