camo-turd
a shat that is multiple shades of brown, usually embedded in the same gnarly t-rd. not to be confused withp–pinash-t.
it’s the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
fella: “yo, g-dawg, i think i just joined the armed forces!”
g-dawg: “sup, you sh-t a camo-t-rd?”
fella: “yeah mane, howd you know?”
g-dawg: “cause we ate the same thing today, fella.”
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