Califucktard


yuppi type who goes out and buys a bmw, mercedes, lexus etc. in hopes it will overcome their s-xual inadequacy.

dude who believes because he has a crotch rocket that he can ride like a pro. (usually ends up a snail trail on the pavement)

low performance driver in a high performance car.
that white camaro is driven by a calif-cktard.

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