Calillism
a word or phrase that has been terribly mistranslated from english to spanish or vice-versa. the term calillism is derived from the name calillo, an individual best known for being a dumb-ss.
i am so ped (drunk)
i have to ask my dads (parents)
we’re gonna fall (go) to his house
me and that girl fajated (made out)
i got cagated (p-ssed off) with him
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