Morning oak
morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to “tuck” away and often quite painful
today i woke up with morning oak that i could have used to f-ck a sea lion with. i thought my d-ck was going to explode.
getting up in the morning up with the strong desire for whiskey before your fully awake.
i had a hard case of morning oak this morning but the liquor store didn’t open before work.
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