calimesa
a small town, made up of old folks, fast food restaurants, and some gas stations. most people, go there…for gas, or to take a dump. it’s not that well-known. at least it’s better than the sh-t hole town next door, yucaipa.
guy #1: have you ever been to calimesa?
guy #2: i think i got gas from there.
guy #1: do you like the town?
guy #2: i only went there to get gas, and take a dump. how should i know if it’s nice or not?
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