calipari


verb: to abruptly leave someone or something, to f-ck over
wife: “you’ve been acting different lately, is something wrong?”

husband: “don’t worry honey, everything is fine. i would never calipari you.”

customer: “dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab.”

bartender: “yeah, i just got caliparied.”
noun: a person who farts in an elevator and then gets off on the next floor and leaves the p-ssengers to deal with the smell

verb: to calipari – the act of leaving a calipari
“i can’t believe that guy just totally caliparied in here!”
verb; the act of vacating. to erase something from existence.
“attention everyone, there is a fire on the 34th floor. please calipari your area immediately.”

“the police completely caliparied the school after receiving the bomb threat.
a person who enjoys the taste of their own sh-t
that guys is a calipari

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