a person who loves, supports, and defends the state of california with excessive and vicious intensity.

any attempt to undermine the awesomeness of california, or imply that california, its laws, or its people are flawed is taken as a deep personal insult.

otherwise known as a california patriot.
me: those crazy californian people are always p-ssin’ some new law and trying to reform the whole d-mn country. what is it with them?

rita: hey! f-ck you man. california is the best state that ever existed, and if you say anything like that again i will tear all of your hair out!!!!

me: woah. sorry, i didnt realize you were such a hardcore calipatriot.

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