call of doody
the pain of needing to drop a deuce
i was in cl-ss when the call of doody came over me
the act of using a video-game controller as a rectal d-ld-.
dude 1: what’d you and your girl do last night?
dude 2: she was blowing me while i was playing rachet and clank, i got too focused. she took the controller out of my hands and gave herself a call of doody.
when you’re on a mission to take a sh-t so big it could be considered a wmd.
“hang on guys, i’m just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, i’m feeling the call of doody, if you know what i’m saying”
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