call the dog
a common motion by the two prominent fingers that are applied whilst fingering a v-g-n-. while the fingers are inserted deeply into the v-g-n-, a gesture should be made as though you are calling a dog. it’s could also be described a front-to-back motion so that the g-spot is m-ssaged continuously.
i was fingering my girlfriend and she told me to “call the dog”. i obeyed and she came instead of the dog.
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