Callado


an idiotic act to cause a somewhat serious conversation turn into a stupid irrelevant conversation.
example 1

ashley: hey man, i got these dank as-
josh: cool
ashley: josh, don’t be a f-cking callado

example 2

ashley: wanna smoke some weed on the weekend?
josh: how about you f-ck yourself in the -sshole?
ashley: f-ckin’ callado.

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