callery pear
(adjective) pyrus calleryana: a tree common in china or vietnam. in the spring, it blooms into bushels of white blossoms. a person may first think that this tree is beautiful, but upon inspection with the nostrils it becomes clear that the trees true intentions are quite rank. the tree will release a foul smell into the air withing a 200 yard radius, destroying previous admirations.
can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when -n-lyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.
person:
that girl is a real callery pear. she’s hot, but has a really bad personality. i’d stay away from her.
relationship:
me and that guy didn’t really turn out well. we both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.
situation:
(1) we were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so i had to back out. i didn’t want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) i really wanted to take that cl-ss, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and i transfered out.
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