Calleyhandra
a macabre request that involes a set of distrubing tasks.
i want you to drug me. make go into a daze or a comotose like state, by the use of a date rape drug in my fruit punch, or dr. pepper. whatever i may be drinking. then i want you to carry me off to a gully. take off all my clothing, and throw me in. then f-ck me. f-ck me hard and long and dirty and nasty and sweaty and salty and spicy and other adjectives. then pick me up, put me in your car, and drive me to the woods. tie me to a pine tree, or maybe a dogwood (naked still of course). make me feel the co-rs- bark against my naked glistening body. then sh-t on me. following the “sh-ting,” put on a glove and shove a pine cone up my -ss. then attempt to beat me with a branch covered in poison oak across my naked body. after you’ve accomplished all of this, tie a meat, a link sausage or a ham, to my gentials and leave me for the coyotes to devour.
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