Calli

a selfish, pathetic girl who lives only to ruin the lives of people around her. a girl who will stop at nothing to gain attention for herself even if it means making up blatant lies about people who she is envious of.
she is a girl who is so unsatisfied with her own life that she obsesses about other people who have what she doesn’t. she really only hates herself and so she tries to bring down others around her.
everyone knows how sad and pathetic her life is and in the end only feels sorry for her. everyone knows that whenever her mouth moves she is telling a lie.
she is also a girl who is a hypochondriac..she always thinks that something is wrong with her, and she needs to share every little detail about her medical issues with anyone who is kind enough to listen. from her period to how many times she has had diarrhea this week.
these girls are usually the type who work the system: getting food stamps, claiming wellfare and make their boyfriends pay for everything, you could call her a gold digger, but i prefer a white trash bottom feeder. she never keeps a job, doesn’t even have goals in life, and a “calli” usually have ugly boyfriends with stupid names like “clayton”, “colton”, “connor”, or something equally as h-m-s-xual.

all in all, if you meet a “calli”-correct spelling- stay the f-ck away from the psychotic, white trash, b-tch. 🙂
ben: wow that girl just made up the worst rumor about you!

lisa: yeah, the girl is a total “calli “. don’t believe anything that girl says, she is a bottom feeder.
blond hair, brown eyes, pathelogical liar, drug addict, drug dealer, townie, going nowhere in her life, cheats on boyfriend, drama queen, hateful, delusional, clinically insane, root of all evil, no self respect, has no friends, fat, ugly inside and out.
robert: wow that girl is fat and b-tches all the time.

jenna: yeah she is a total “calli”.
a beautiful and smart girl who is exceptionally hilarious and very good at doing the robot. usually the funniest girl in the room. she is very giving and kind, but she will not put up with anyone’s bullsh-t. don’t be a jerk to her or you will become very unpopular and your b-lls will fall off.
friend 1: “oh, that calli is so clever and funny!”

friend 2: “i know! she was doing the robot for hours!!!”
australian slang for the word “cl-ssic”
oh man! thats just f-cking callis!
is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet, she usually very good at the duggie but will be shy about it. any guy would be very lucky to have her and if they do, never let her go. very kind and will anything to make you happy. she is soo funny always gives weird looks to people, and has the ability to make you smile with a glance. her smile is fantastic and her body is terrific, she will most likely have washboard abs and really strong thumbs. great kisser, likes to bite your lip a bit. the best girlfriend a guy could ever have over all wonderful personality.
guy 1: omg that girl can duggie and look at those abs ouuuuu, shes a babe.
guy 2: yeah shes my girlfriend, im so lucky.
guy 1: shes defiantly a calli
s-xiest, funniest, sweetest girl you’ll ever meet; who can also be the b-tchiest girl on earth. mess with calli, lose yo b-lls.
“don’t f-ck with calli, i heard she’ll rip your b-lls off!”
a dysfunctional girl who never knows exactly what she wants. everyday she is in a different mood, indicating some type of disorder, such as being bipolar. she is normally very happy and very nice to everyone she talks to, but it doesn’t take much to make her mad. she is very outgoing and loud, but can also be conservative. she is immediately judgmental, but more often than not takes it back when she gets to know them. she doesn’t have many friends, but the ones that she does have are true and will never leave her side. she tries her best at everything. she is sometimes considered a slacker for her apathy, however.

she is very easy, if you know what i mean. she’s probably slept with a lot of different guys, but that’s ok with her. s-x is s-x to her. she feels open about it and thinks that others shouldn’t be so shy about it. s-x is like a hobby to her. she enjoys it, but she also enjoys pleasuring that guy just as much. his feelings are possibly more important to her than her own.

she falls in love very easily. almost every guy she sees she immediately becomes attracted to. guys also fall in love with her easily because she’s actually a great person despite everything else. guys become intrigued by her in 10 minutes or less from the beginning of the conversation with her. she has a charm that not many can resist.

she is different, wild, quiet, stupid, stubborn, artistic, limber, flexible, ecclectic, dangerous, smart, nice, mean, caring, loving, etc.
“i can’t describe it. i just can’t put my finger on it. i think the perfect word for it is calli.”

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