calling a wall


an expression used to describe when the person you’re calling is not expected to pick up. thus, one may as well be calling a wall. sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.
1.

iván: “i really wanna to know the details for sat-rday already.”

bily: “why don’t you just call her, bro?”

iván: “nah, i’d be calling a wall.”

2.

bily: “i wanna get to know her better, but i never see her anymore.”

iván: “so just call her, homie.”

bily: “nah, i’ve tried. she’s a call wall. at this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iphone with instagram.”

3.

bily: yo call this homie latrell. i wanna go to shake shack already – i’m hungry as f-ck.

iván: son, that’s a wall call. you might as well ask this traffic light when latrell is coming.”

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