Calling Cassandra


named after the greek prophetess. when you first warn someone about the trouble you see ahead.
“i’m calling c-ssandra on this relationship right now. you’ve only been dating for 8 weeks and she’s borrowed over $10,000 from you. this is going to get worse, i’m warning you now.”

when i get into work tomorrow i’m going to call c-ssandra on that cheap -ss new bookkeeping program my boss bought. i can just see it crashing now and causing all sorts of h-ll for us.

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