Calling in drunk
a. a valid excuse for calling out of work when you’ve partied too hard the night before.
b. evading responsibility via alcohol, i.e. court, child care, blind dates, birthdays
we partied until 5am and i p-ssed out on a homeless man… definitely calling in drunk today.
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