Calling Mom


an alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door.
“no, i don’t think drew can come to the pool with us. he’s calling mom and you know how chatty they get. we better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours.”

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