this name means you’re a s-xy looking blonde lad with a a lot of length. girls thrive over your junk and are unable to resist the urge to suck it.
callum farrell’s d-ck is f-cking m-ssive mate
a moistologist is a person(s) who studies and observes moistology. “i have studied 6 years in order to become a professional moistologist.”
- turn 'round
a phrase used to articulate a command when dealing with a less than intelligent person or someone who has made a poor decision (i.e a dumb-ss). generally followed by the -ssumption you’re going to penetrate their -n-s. dude! you broke into a house that is owned by a cop?! turn ’round. just turn ’round.
fapatizer- noun. some source of visual, auditory or physical stimulus that entices you to reach down, work up a m-ssive erection and “fap” it until -rg-sm. “i was scrolling through the galleries on my phone, and came across my fapatizer folder…….. then came across my belly a few minutes later.”
- shit's aboutta be a movie
a phrase you yell out when some really interesting and hype sh-t’s about to go down. person 1: f-ck i’m gonna get destroyed by this physics test… person 2: sh-t’s aboutta be a movie duude person 1: dude! there’s a fight going on after school today! person 2: sh-t’s aboutta be a movie my guy.
- hearding cats
spending endless amounts of effort and while going nowhere trying to explain what was needed to support a revenue transaction felt more and more like hearding cats.