alcoholic type behaviour e.g. being protective over your alcohol, mixing all your alcohol together and drinking it from a jug.
‘don’t be a callump, it’s not healthy!’
‘but i like sleeping with whiskey’
dont be a callump kids or else you’ll end up like charlie sheen
- numbing the loneliness
to m-st-rb-t- several times a day in order to forget or lose interest in the fact that you are terribly alone. “dude brb numbing the loneliness” – spagett
- nurple crab
the act of twisting someone’s nipples until they are purple with salad tongs or clothes pins. i just got nurple crabbed
someone who a lot of people want to be involved with but they are involved with someone who isn’t good enough for them. they are usually tall blonde and fit. they only talk when they are extremely happy. i really wish that girl wasn’t being a nuspickle.
short for “complete f-cking jew” a man comes into the restaurant and doesn’t immediately get served so he complains and asks to speak to the manager. he then continues to explain to the manager how he didn’t get served because he was jewish and calls him a n-z-. he later receives his meal free of […]
a moist towelette used to wipe or freshen the b-lls-ck for the clean and fresh feeling. d-mn my nuts are sweaty i could really use a couple nadkins right now.