Calm yo beard

the phrase one uses when someone needs to calm the f-ck down. after being told this, the persons life will take a turn for the better and they will gain a new outlook on life.
person 1: oh my god i’m so worried about my test it defines my future..wah wah b-tch b-tch.

person 2: b-tch calm yo beard!!!

person 1: wow i have a new outlook on life..

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