Calm your pussy


this phrase or expression is used the same way you’d use phrases like “calm your t-ts”or “calm your sh-t” to tell someone to not be overly dramatic or go overboard/ overthink sh-t.
its two days since an “ex” and i spoke

ex: so now your not talking to me anymore? why?
i: (laughing) “calm your p-ssy” i’m talking to you right now aren’t i? i’ve just been busy.

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