Calm your shit
when a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to calm their sh-t. this can also be used to describe redundancy. basically, someone is being annoying, a spaz, weird, or just plain being a dbag, you may use this phrase.
a kid crosses the street when the no walk sign was flashing and a car almost hits him.
dumb-ss kid: wtf? that f-cker almost hit me!
bystander: calm your sh-t! you shouldn’t have been in the road!
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