Calmesha
i f-cked up ugly -ss gator mouth, hoey b-tch that that’ll take any d-ck coming her way. she has big puffy eyes and a f-cked up grill and big as ugly feet,
“d-mn why clamesh like to smile so much wit them f-cked up teeth”.
“d-mn calmesha f-cked up.”
“d-mn calmesha dumb.”
“yo, dumb -ss gone be just like calmesha.”
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