Calpetanus


a term to describe a man or male child that is acting like he has a v-g-n- full of sand soaked in icyhot unless he is in the middle of the drama pool soaking in as much attention as possible.
man, what a calpet-n-s… if i have to listen to anymore of his “look at me look at me” bullsh-t i’m going to kick him in his p-n-s!

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