CALTROP!
a practical joke involving twisting a staple into a 3d triangluar shape so that when thrown on the ground, a pointy part will always stick up. can be thrown into the back of peoples’ shoes when they are leaning forward and distracted. will produce a sharp pain in the inflicted and much anger towards the inflicter.
j: caltrops, caltrops, caltrop!
p: f-ck guy, the staples are stuck in my foot!
1. a four sided die (d4) popular in role-playing games like dungeons & dragons.
“ouch, tom. put your caltrop back into your dice bag…”
a metal ball that has 4 spikes arranged like the corners of a tetrahedron. used for slowing calvalry. (the spikes stab into the horses hooves) i almost looks like a playing jack.
sam layed the caltrops accross the roads and all the horses who ran through the road couldn’t run anymore.
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