calumet park


a boring sh-tty suburb two seconds outside chicago. it’s basically black middle cl-ss, most people are cool but then there are some who are so ghetto fab it makes me gag. they have kick-ss fast food. there’s a ton of hotels so everyone has s-x. also known as cal park.
you can be standing on a calumet park street and cross the street and be in chicago.

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