Calvern


when a person invites him/herself to another person’s house, and never actually shows up.
rodrick: “hey, what are you up to tonight?”

arnold: “oh, i’m coming to your place at 4.”

rodrick: “alright. but i kinda didn’t invite you,”

arnold: “well see you at 4!”

rodrick: “k.”

arnold: -doesn’t show up-

rodrick: “man! arnold is such a calvern!”

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